Let's get these teen heats beating faster

killashley @ 2006-11-25T23:53:00

2006-11-26T03:53:02Z

"Well take me, take me back to your bed
I love you so much that it hurts my head
say I don't mind you under my skin
I'll let the bad parts in, the bad parts in
when we were made we were set apart
life is a test and I get bad marks
now some saint got the job of writing down my sins..."

killashley @ 2006-10-28T22:58:00

2006-10-29T02:59:46Z

My birthday's on Monday...

I wish I was dead... or that you were dead...

END.

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2006-09-07T03:30:18Z

Steph, this is the cd that was playing when you came to see me at work. I'm not posting an entire track list because it's long but I copied out a few jems I think you might like.

- Nick Catchdubs: Bangles - 'Walk Like An Egyptian' vs. Too Short - 'Burn Rubber' (The Bangles?)
- DJ Platurn: Michael Jackson - 'Smooth Criminal" vs. Justin Timberlake - 'Like I Love You' (Super cheesy)
- DJ Ayres: R. Kelly - 'Feelin On Your Booty' vs. Sir Mix A Lot- 'Baby Got Back' (wicked awesome)
- DJ Ayres: Talking Heads - 'Sugar On My Tongue' vs. Trick Daddy, Ludacris - 'Sugar' (I <3 the talking heads!)
- DJ Crooked: Jay-Z - 'Hey Papi' vs. A-Ha - 'Take On Me' (hah, yes.)
- Low Budget: Crime Mob - 'Knuck If You Buck' vs. Billy Joel - 'Pressure' (Billy Joel vs. gangstaa rap...?)
- Paul Nice: Stephanie Mills - 'You Put A Rush On Me' vs. Rush - 'Tom Sawyer' (YES.)
- Cosmo Baker: Lynard Skynard - 'Sweet Home Alabama' vs. Jay-Z - 'I Just Wanna Luv You' (I highly reccomend this one)
- A-Trak: Lil' Scrappy - 'No Problem' vs. Radiohead - 'Paranoid Android' (you didn't hear this one, but it's nothing short of AMAZING... this I assure you.)

And to anyone else reading this, I suggest you burn one and listen to this. It's pretty much the weirdest, most wonderful piece of compilation cd EVER MADE. ever.

killashley @ 2006-09-02T22:52:00

2006-09-03T03:02:03Z

Happy fucking labour day long weekend bitches.

school starts for most of you Tuesday. Tomorrow is Sunday. Let's get intoxicated and/or have a partay.

I have an interview for an internship with some marketing place doing work in the PR department.
omgah. THE HILLS <3.

I'm moving in one month.
My birthday is in less than two months.

I'm bored.
So bored, I'm watching Asian soaps and cooking shows on youtube.

It's fun. You should do it too.

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2006-07-02T01:50:53Z

Ommmmmmmmmggggggggaaaaahhhhhhhh SHANNON/SHNASHLEE!?

16 DAYZ BITCH.

I'm in an awesome fucking mood. It's time for a fucking crunk bitches.

the end.

HAPPY CANADA DAY.

<3<3<3<3<3

killashley @ 2006-06-23T11:10:00

2006-06-23T15:12:58Z

MADONNA <3
was wicked awesome.

Anyways, I'm back and if anyone wants to do absolutely anything tonight... that would be swell.

I'm hung over and haven't slept in 2 days.
If I wasn't so miserable I might just like the feeling.

Friday.

2006-06-18T17:03:13Z

Me + USA = ommggaahh. Let's just say, hanging out with Erika. SHOPPING. Is like... the best thing to do ever.

On the Subway we talked about how we're obsessed with MTV. (Eugene Levy's son + red head) and how we hate stupid punk rock girl with wicked hair and that other girl that looks like she wears a wig.

...We we're walking down Younge Street (towards Urban) and, as if out of nowhere, punk rock girl, wig girl, and that other guy Gary walked right by us. We looked at them. and I squealed and we laughed.

Good times.

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2006-06-10T01:33:17Z

Tomorrow night is the only Saturday of like, the rest of my life I don't close.

Let's do something that doesn't cost money.

1. Radiohead was wicked.

2. I fucking hate boys and I hope they all become extinct like dinos!

3. I have a stalker.

4. I'm proud of the fact that I have a stalker because it makes me feel I'm worth something.

5. Who's coming to the Dashboard show with me. I'm honestly prepared to go by myself because I'm a loser like that.

6. I'm going to York for 3 months. Then, this time I mean it, I'll never see any of you again. Not like that's a good thing... but.... ew. york. You have to be super cool to go there just so that saying you go to york doesn't make you sound like such a fucking loser.

7. I might as well go there, I've had that fucking AFI song stuck in my head all day.... That makes me th biggest loser ever.... because that song makes me want to gauge my eyes out and tear off both my ears.

8. I love Borat. He has a documentary coming out in November. I watched the mtv shit awards yesterday and he said, "There's something for everyone; Politcs for adults, and jokes about jews for the children." I need to see this.

9. THE MOTHER FUCKING HILLS STARTS NEXT WEDNESDAY.... OMG. <3LC. she's dating Jason.... uhm, EW.

10. the end.

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2006-05-29T01:35:27Z

I promise myself daily I wont complain, do feel free to stop me if I get out of line.

I went to a wedding yesterday night with my parents. Despite my desperate attempts to have no fun and be completely miserable, I actually kind of had a good time. Dressing up is kind of fun... it's even more fun when you get the cutest dress anyone has ever seen for $70.00 at BCBG and finally get to wear red lipstick. I like red lipstick. I'm going to wear it more often. But, what makes weddings the most fun is being seated with a man who looks exactly like Vince Vaughan. After a few drinks I decided to tell him he looked like Vince Vaughan. He was sitting at my table.... the riff raf table. Apparently the people who planned this wedding decided it would be really cool to separate me from my parents... but i was sitting with my cousin and his girlfriend and a bunch of the grooms friends. Anyways... after I told him he went to talk to the dj. about 10 songs into the dancing, 99 red balloons comes on. He winks at me. Goes to the middle of the dancefloor and screams the lyrics... (See Wedding Crashers deleted scenes). I laughed until I had to pee. It was a good time.

Anyways, tomorrow I have the day off.

Things to do:
1. Doctor
2. Grocery shop
3. Do something fun. d/t maybe... pssh. cell it if you want to come with.

Later Bitches.

ps- I bought the Wolfmother cd (See Woman). It's fun and I like it. I think you should like it too.

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2006-05-19T01:41:00Z

Seriously, like Marissa's dead.
I don't know what to do with myself.

I will miss you Marissa, and you're flowing hair. However, she did sometimes annoy me. I hope she's in awesome movies and continues doing the Ked's ads. I love you Misha Barton... one day, I will be you.

And seriously, ANTM is gay. Danielle? Honestly...

<3

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2006-05-16T19:59:34Z

Like OMGz. I think we should like totally go to the Moneen show.

<3 B.Tizzle trailor parks, I kinda miss them sometimes.

Anyways Moneen + The Junction = I'll be there, but will YOU? *cough Erika cough*

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2006-05-16T03:19:12Z

For some unknown reason my lips are swollen. I don't know why they're swollen or how they became swollen but they feel swollen and it's fairly uncomfortable and I wish it would go away. Maybe, it's a good thing my lips are swollen. It's something that can take my mind off my bad grammar, bad hair, and my 11th grade vocabulary. Don't call it a comeback bitches. This is a good ol' fashioned livejournal update.

As much as I would love to rack my brains out and write something interesting, significant, and minimally inspiring I'm going to focus on the little things. I'm alive. You're alive. And hopefully, we're not going anywhere anytime soon. However, this may not be the case for my computer, due to the fact it sounds as if there is a rat or some other form of a small animal/possibly compact demonic force living inside the modem. So I've written about 80 words in the last 2 minutes and all I've established is my lips and swollen, and there are demons in my computer.

Moving right along, I decided to make today Ashley day. I decided this because people always forget my birthday because they're so wrapped up in Halloween so May 15th is Ashley day.

I was also thinking today how famous people are friends. I wonder how they meet. I wonder if it's like: Hi, I'm Nicole Kidman. And she's meeting like Catherine Zeta Jones and she's like I know, I'm Catherine Zeta Jones and Nicole Kidman's all like, I know. Even if they don't introduce themselves formally, there must be an awkward point somewhere in that conversation. If I was famous, I would never mingle with other famous people, UNLESS, I was dancing on tables with Lindsey Lohan, binging in fancy resturants and then later purging in their swanky washrooms with Nicole Ricci, or harassing McDonald's employees with Ashlee Simpson.

Last night I listened to Straylight Run. In this journal entry I'd like to publically thank Adam Lazzarra for being a man whore and cheating on Michelle Nolan (uh, yes. I love you and it's comforting to know we both date whores) so john left the band and made straylight run with his hot sister. That whole situation reminds me bad things happen to good looking people.

A B C ya.

bahaha

2006-05-10T14:01:32Z

ASHLEE SIMPSON
RAIN OR SHINE EVENT
BOX OFFICE OPENS MAY 20, 2006 11AM
SUPPORT: ASHLEY PARKER ANGEL & THE VERONICAS
FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT HOUSE OF BLUES

WTF? Ashley Parker Angel? Fucking O-Town.

...To tell you the honest to God truth, this makes me kind of excited. He's hot.

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2006-05-08T15:28:30Z

I'm going to Radiohead.

Woo bitches.

Though, I'm not completely cool.

Dashboard Confessional w/ City and Colour, Say Anything and John Ralston

Friday, June 30, 2006

The Molson Amphitheatre

Toronto, ON - Canada M6K 3L3

show time: 7:00 PM

I'm honestly, pretty much begging anyone.... I've never seen Dashboard play... and the show is literally right after I return from MTL to see the one and only Madonna...
All I'm saying is it would make my summer.

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2006-05-04T02:35:47Z

Seriously like, what do you do with your other arm?

killashley @ 2006-04-26T21:49:00

2006-04-27T01:52:02Z

July 17th, 2006 =

ASHLEE SIMPSON IN THE FUCKING T.DOT.

Dear Shannoosh, we are so there... oh my god. This is the best thing I've ever heard ever.

killashley @ 2006-04-22T19:42:00

2006-04-22T23:46:28Z

I <3 LAGUNA.

Episdoe 1, season 2.

a) Kristen = ew.
b) LC, who I never liked... is more likable.
c) I want to go to Laguna, and marry Stephen.
d) They played Dashboard, "Age Six Racer" and I literally had to fight back tears.

I like Laguna alot. This makes me a loser.

<3

killashley @ 2006-04-17T21:35:00

2006-04-18T01:58:19Z

So I've been thinking... something I don't do very often, regardless, I gave this a lot of thought.

After prom was a good enough time to make me believe we should DO IT AGAIN. And by do it again, I mean do it right? No crazy croatian lady calling me a slut and threatening to call my parents. AND, no getting stoned and getting chased, and caught by crazy lady.... ok, well, maybe that wasn't so bad........however, it's not a story to tell the grand kids.

I present to you, my fellow LJ-ers, a list of options.

EXHIBIT A:

While surfing the net I decided to check train prices. According to viarail.ca it's only $82.39 one way to Montreal. Now this may be a little pricey, however, it's the train... and trains are fun.

Apparently this map illustrates the beautiful scenery we will pass but... PFFT. who cares, I wanna meet French people... and get drunk... with French people.

EXHIBIT B:

Get a big ass hotel room in Niagara Falls... the Canadian Vegas... get fake ID's (for those of us who are not 19) and gamble away our hard earned dollars we make at out part time jobs.

OR. stay at that new lodge hotel WITH THEMED ROOMS. Yea, you heard me THEMED ROOMS. I'm talking, the Grizzly bear room, The jungle book room... this shit is hardxcore. I saw it on TV and had no luck coming across it on the World Wide Web.

And that is what I propose.

Let's ,make it happen bitches.

killashley @ 2006-04-14T13:07:00

2006-04-14T17:08:09Z

Apparently, tickets went on sale for the arctic monkeys show I had no idea was happening and SOLD OUT,

killashley @ 2006-04-11T21:47:00

2006-04-12T01:53:26Z

.

I'm fucking bored.

The American Idol hopefulls BUTCHERED Queen tonight.
Project catwalk last night blew chunks.
And, why the fuck did that moron with his eyes too close together win the VJ search? According to Teenaged girls, he's hot. If that's so, I'm a lesbian because to me he looks like his eyes are so close together they should be connected to make one giant eye.

I think I need some sleep...

<3

killashley @ 2006-04-10T21:55:00

2006-04-11T02:29:48Z

new:

-I bought hot pants - hot pants as in short shorts with cuffs. SLUTxCORE.
-I am this close (-) to shooting myself in the mouth.
-I <3 you.

What happened on Saturday?

I don't really remember.... although, there are a few minor details in which I remember... those being:

-Shannon and I literally share a brain because we were wearing the same jeans.
-ERIKA AMERICA throws the best jammeerrzzz EVER.
- I told Steph I would have no friends if it wasn't for her. (and it's totally true!)
- That poor boy I decided to caress with that broom...
-Jordan gave me pink eye.... I'm monitoring my eye.... I swear to God Jordan... if I see like literally.... even a little redness in my eye I'll kill you.
-"I love life". I don't remember why I said that.... but. God, I'm a moron.
-I <3 friends!
- Telling people I'd make the best lead singer for a band because I'm cute and charasmatic. I totally meant that. Emily Haines can't sing.... but she's so cute.... however, I'd want to be more like my idol Karen O. (see the Yeah Yeah Yeahs).
-I honestly really couldn't feel any of my organs. It felt nice.
- I'm realllyyy embarassed because I act like a douche bag when I'm drunk.

and if anyone else remembers anything else.... I'd like to know because.... I'd like closure as to how much of an idiot I actually acted like. (<<worst scentence EVER.)

What am I going to do about this?

- I can say I'm never drinking again... however, that would make me an idiot. I say we do it again sometime soon.

What happened on Sunday?

-Work.... biggest hangover of my life. mind you, allow me to backtrack just a bit, if I want to, I can vomit very quietly, because I did and no one knew I did. awesome.
-Me and Shannon = Break buddies for life. It was a beautiful fusion of Calvin Klein and H&M. We ate OPA and got discounts because we're cooler than you (and work in the mall.)

This weekend = EASTER WEEKEND. meaning.... CADBURY CREAM EGGS.... and money. (so I can buy more slutty clothes for summer).

and. Shnashlee Morrisimpson tagged me.

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself", saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.

1) When I have a really bad hair day, I cry.

2) I always try to put both shoes on at the same time... and always fail miserably.

3) If I'm speaking to someone with bad breath I get naucious.

4) I honestly think I can get anything I want if I really try.

5) When I was seven I sang a Fred Penner song infront of the whole school... and it wasn't forgotten until I was in grade 9.

6) I sleep with 6 pillows so I don't feel lonely at night. <3

I tag choont, hiatusteph, and bringmethecase. Do it up bitches.... or don't, whatever floats your boat.

one-nine

2006-04-03T00:46:04Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIKA AMERICA.

killashley @ 2006-03-30T22:15:00

2006-03-31T03:22:34Z

Hi ugh, so...

WHO'S COMING WITH ME?

Saturday June 24, 2006
NINE INCH NAILS
MOLSON AMPHITHEATRE

With Special Guests...BAUHAUS. DOORS 5:30PM, SHOW 7:00PM.

Tickets: $33.25-$63.25
AND BRAND NIZZLE.

7/22/06

kool haus, toronto, on

I'd <3 to see Brand Nizzle... and I'm really in the mood for an emo show where boys make out with their ugly girlfriends who work in the mall.

Ok, so I guess he's not stalking me.... his girlfriend works in the mall.

BUT, I'M FINE WITH IT.... REALLY.

killashley @ 2006-03-27T21:19:00

2006-03-28T02:23:15Z

It's ever so funny, I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool
You're just probably alright, but under these lights you look beautiful...

Fancy seeing you in here, you're all tarted up and you don't look the same
I haven't seen you since last year and surprisingly you have forgot my name
But you know it and you knew it all along
Oh you say you have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong...

But I'd still take you home.

<3

killashley @ 2006-03-18T00:22:00

2006-03-18T05:28:24Z

I'm thoroughly obsessed...

With Project Runway <3.

I went to Value Village with Steph and Erika yesterday and bought the most trashy jean vest, eqipped with an elastic around the bottom that doesn't button up for $3.00. I plan on ripping out one of the labels on the side alongside all the buttons and replacing them -- all this in the name of making it even trashier.

Oh and happy Saint Patty's bitches.

Oh, and I've been frantically searching for someone with an extra ticket to The Bled. Since I'm unemployed and have nothing else better to do, I thought I might as well hit up the show because last time I saw these guys was with the Used on my birthday (blugh) and they pretty much kicked ass.